UPWR1BY Chapter 555: Me, Ye Xiu, Socially Dead?
Chapter 555: Me, Ye Xiu, Socially Dead?
Ye Xiu dialed the phone: "Hello, I'm here. Where are you?"
"Here, here!"
A call came from both the phone and the balcony upstairs.
Ye Xiu looked up and saw a cute girl with long hair wearing a T-shirt waving at him.
Her voice was so gentle that it drew the attention of many passersby.
"Look, it's Senior Lu Yao!"
"Oh my god, my goddess senior. It looks like she hasn't even washed up yet. She's so pretty even without makeup!"
"Senior Lu Yao, can you tutor me on some courses?"
"Senior Lu Yao, do you have time for lunch? I know a great Western restaurant nearby. Let's have a meal together."
Ye Xiu glanced at the starry-eyed boys around and smacked his lips.
True bootlickers are everywhere~
Look at your eager eyes. Were you really just passing by?
More like pretending to pass by, actually waiting here for a long time, huh?
Ultimate old bootlickers~
As an older alumnus, Ye Xiu felt it necessary to educate them properly.
It's a time of youth and vigor. How can you not study hard at such a prestigious school?
How can you flirt with girls?
"Hey! That student over there, you're drooling on the ground!"
Hearing Ye Xiu's shout, the student in the blue jacket quickly wiped his mouth.
But there was nothing there.
Damn!
Shush!
The student in blue immediately glared angrily at Ye Xiu: (〝▼皿▼)！
Ye Xiu ignored him and looked to the other side, suddenly shouting: "Hey! That student in the red shirt, your glasses fell off."
The student in red panicked, quickly touching his nose.
Phew—glasses were still there~~
Then.
Shush!
He also glared at Ye Xiu: (▼皿▼#)
"Who are you? Looking for trouble?"
Ye Xiu smiled calmly and said, "Do you believe that your goddess will get into my car in a moment?"
"Pfft! What nonsense are you talking? My goddess would never get into your crappy car."
The guy in blue walked over and knocked on the car hood: "This? A Hyundai? If she gets in, I'll eat that poplar tree over there!"
...
Three minutes later.
"Sorry, I took a bit of time to tidy up, my apologies."
At the staircase entrance, Lu Yao hurriedly, with an apologetic smile and a waft of fragrance, got into Ye Xiu's car: "Let's go to Financial Street."
"Sure thing." Ye Xiu started the car.
Before leaving, he rolled down the window and smiled at the guy in blue: "That poplar tree behind you, enjoy it."
Then he drove away elegantly.
The guy in blue: "..."
Turning around to look at the three-meter-tall poplar tree behind him, he fell into deep thought.
Many students around were also dumbfounded.
A single thought popped into their minds simultaneously.
Senior Lu Yao has a boyfriend!?
Snap.
Countless hearts broke at the same time~~
...
On the road.
Lu Yao looked at Ye Xiu, covering her mouth and giggling: "Why did you tease them just now? They're all my junior schoolmates."
Ye Xiu smiled and said, "Even though I've graduated, I'm still their senior, right?
Their behavior just now was really unsightly, so I felt it was necessary to remind them as a senior."
"Hehe, you're so bad."
"How am I bad?" Ye Xiu asked with a smile.
Lu Yao blinked and laughed: "You're bad in every way!"
Ye Xiu shrugged, smiled, and focused on driving.
Although Lu Yao was very beautiful and had a good personality, Ye Xiu had seen many beauties and wasn't easily smitten by just one girl.
However, Lu Yao, sitting in the passenger seat, kept glancing at Ye Xiu from time to time, her eyes rolling as if she was thinking about something.
About half a minute later, Lu Yao suddenly exclaimed: "Oh no, I just remembered I forgot to bring some things."
Ye Xiu was puzzled: "What things?"
"Some books. Can you take me to the library first? I left the books I borrowed there yesterday, and I need them later. Is that okay?
Don't worry, I'll still pay for the ride."
"Sure, no problem."
Ye Xiu immediately changed direction and headed to the library.
After parking the car, Lu Yao got out and called to Ye Xiu, "Come with me."
"I can go in?" Ye Xiu was surprised.
Lu Yao sweetly smiled, "Don't worry, I have a way."
Before Ye Xiu could react, a soft hand slipped into his.
Ye Xiu: Meow meow meow?
Lu Yao, blushing slightly, lifted Ye Xiu's hand and said, "Come with me."
Then she led Ye Xiu towards the library entrance, hand in hand.
It seemed Lu Yao was quite well-known, as many people recognized her along the way.
When they saw her, they greeted warmly, "Good morning, Senior Lu Yao."
Lu Yao smiled back, "Good morning."
That student didn't respond, just stared, looking at Lu Yao and Ye Xiu holding hands.
Inside their mind, a thousand alpacas ran wild.
Damn!
Senior Lu Yao has a boyfriend?
Student Two: "Good morning, Senior Lu Yao."
Lu Yao: "Good morning."
Then, Student Two was stunned, bewildered, and heartbroken: Senior Lu Yao has a boyfriend!?
Ahhh, youth is over!
"Good morning, Senior Lu Yao!"
"Good morning, Senior Lu Yao!"
Along the way, no less than ten innocent junior students stood there, looking like their youth had ended and they were heartbroken~~
At the entrance, Lu Yao walked straight to the guard office and smiled, "Uncle Wang, this is my boyfriend. He forgot his card, so I'll take him in quickly and come right out."
Uncle Wang: "Oh, oh, Yao Yao has a boyfriend, huh? Ah, he's quite a handsome young man. Go on in."
"Thank you, Uncle Wang~~."
Clearly, Lu Yao had bribed Uncle Wang long ago.
She led Ye Xiu inside, stopped at a table, and pointed to a pink backpack on the table, "Can you take this backpack out for me? I'll find a few more books and meet you outside."
"Alright."
Ye Xiu didn't hesitate, picked up the backpack, and left the library.
The backpack was quite heavy, probably filled with books.
Ye Xiu decided to just wear it.
For a moment, he felt like he was back in school.
Wearing the backpack, Ye Xiu walked out of the library.
Coincidentally, it seemed to be the end of a class.
Suddenly, the corridor became crowded.
Ye Xiu, with the backpack on his back, had to squeeze through the crowd.
As he was walking, a voice filled with resentment suddenly cried out nearby.
"Ah! Who touched my butt! Stop right there!"
Ye Xiu felt someone grabbing his backpack.
"You pervert! How dare you act indecently in public! Everyone, stop him!"
The person behind grabbed Ye Xiu's backpack and shouted loudly.
Ye Xiu stopped and turned around, saying, "Excuse me, did you make a mistake?"
"I..."
The female student who was holding onto him was about to reprimand Ye Xiu but was momentarily dazzled by his appearance: "So, so handsome..."
Even though Ye Xiu was very handsome, she quickly suppressed her admiration. The thought that such a handsome person could be a perverted guy, who would touch a female student's body, made her feel even more disgusted.
Indeed, you can know a person’s face but not their heart!
"What's going on? What's happening?"
The surrounding students, upon hearing the shout, instinctively gathered around Ye Xiu and began to ask questions.
The female classmate pointed at Ye Xiu and shouted, "He secretly touched my butt! You scumbag!"
"Touching a girl in public with your dirty hands! Do you still have any shame?"
Ye Xiu, listening to the girl's accusations, was momentarily stunned. He pointed at himself and laughed, saying, "Me? Touch your butt?"
"Yes, if not you, then who else! Show me your student ID! I’m going to take a photo and post it online!"
"Your existence is simply desecrating the sanctity of Huqing University!"
"I’m going to make your information public to prevent others from being subjected to your harassment! Just wait for your social death!"