GDYARVE Chapter 3: Dead Cells!
Chapter 3: Dead Cells!
The seemingly comforting words in the background music were now incredibly grating!
"Who the hell made this game? Who the hell recorded this narration?" Brother Yin's fists clenched tightly, hammering the keyboard repeatedly!
The chat exploded.
‘A lesson on how someone reaches the breaking point!’
‘Designer: You all said my game was too easy?’
‘Keyboard HP -1 -1 -1 -1 -1…’
‘So therapeutic, I love watching this monkey go crazy.’
‘Keyboard: Is no one speaking up for me?’
‘Learned my lesson, I’ll choose “very easy” next time!’
……
Brother Yin stared at the screen with a blank expression, the bright game graphics reflecting on his face, shimmering.
Incessantly, the calm and mocking voice continued in his ears.
The live stream was flooded with rockets, the screen filled with the words "very easy".
Seeing those words, Brother Yin felt incredibly distressed. “Damn it!” He couldn't help but curse; this narration was torturous.
"Let's try again. There's no game in this world that can break me!"
With that, Brother Yin rallied, cautiously restarting the game.
This time, he was extremely careful with every move, meticulously calculating each hammer swing in his mind to avoid any mistake that could lead to failure.
Duang!
When the character safely landed on a platform in the furniture mountain, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Whew——!"
"Guys, I’ve got it now! This game can totally be cleared in one go if you’re careful enough!" Brother Yin clenched his fist at the camera like a victorious climber.
"Games should be played with a smile! This game is so easy, anyone can play it!" He said, focusing intently on the screen, celebrating each small progress.
This time, he did reach the highest point he had ever been.
Ahead was a steep slope, and seeing this, he frowned slightly, unconsciously holding his breath.
"Up!" Brother Yin swung the hammer with all his might, propelling the character upwards.
Watching the wide swing, the chat quickly filled with messages:
‘Fall! Fall!’
‘Fall!’
……
As if influenced by the chat’s strange power, everyone saw the hammer swing miss again.
The feeling of sliding down from a high place was not pleasant, each time felt like a hand grabbing and yanking his heart.
“Damn it! Don’t panic... whew, don’t panic, this time I’ll be more careful!” Brother Yin took a deep breath.
“Again!”
“Missed again!”
“Gaia! Damn it!”
“Stupid game!”
……
When the character finally flew off the furniture mountain and landed back at the small tree at the start, he smashed his fists on the keyboard.
In the camera, Brother Yin’s forehead veins popped, he was gritting his teeth, eyes bulging!
His eyes lost their gleam, and since he started streaming, his room had always been filled with laughter, unlike now, with endless silence.
【You have been playing this game for 4 hours. If you enjoyed it, please leave a good review!】
The platform’s rating prompt popped up, pulling Yin Zi’s spirit back from who knows where.
You dare ask me for a rating on this game?
Just as he was about to rate it as super difficult, he saw the game’s glaring recommendation.
【Didn’t you say my game was very easy?】
He stared at the slogan, his hand, which had moved to the “super difficult” option, suddenly stopped.
At this moment, Brother Yin’s mouth was half-open, and he was at a loss in front of the camera.
The slogan seemed to say, admit it, being bad is a sin.
At this moment! Brother Yin’s resolve crumbled!
He had played games for so many years, his mindset as solid as a rock, but now, a game where you sit in a pot and swing a hammer had broken him.
He looked at the three options.
【Very Easy】【Moderately Difficult】【Super Hard】
His mind roared, damn it! Was this game made by a human?
But his hand trembled and resolutely moved towards the “Very Easy” option.
“Your game! Is——Very Easy!” Brother Yin shouted hoarsely. Not only did he check the very easy option.
He also led the way in writing a hundred-word positive review in the game comments!
As soon as he wrote it, the likes started skyrocketing.
【Brother Yin: A very easy and extremely enjoyable game, though it might have some scare factor, so it's not recommended for players with heart conditions. The game is very stress-relieving and the process is very enjoyable.
This is an excellent game, everyone should try it!】- Likes 2635
……
Seeing his comment, the viewers in the live room were stunned!
Thank you! Kind person.
The difficulty of the game was evident, driving people to the brink was effortless.
Man, don’t you have a conscience?!
After writing the comment, he immediately ended the stream.
As the live feed went black, the chat instantly filled the screen.
‘Don’t say it, you just can’t say it!’
‘I also think it’s very easy, isn’t it just as simple as using your hands?’
‘I’ll go try it,’
……
As Ye Feng was thinking, the dorm room door opened, and Song Shan rushed in excitedly.
“Dude, you’ve gone viral! Super viral! Out of this world viral!” Song Shan burst into the dorm, shaking his shoulders vigorously, almost scrambling Ye Feng’s brain.
Song Shan’s words were exaggerated but not an overstatement.
Looking at the whole internet now, almost every streamer was playing a game called ‘Getting Over It’.
“What do you mean?” Ye Feng was unaware of the situation online; he thought no one had started playing his game yet.
In the system, the number of “super difficult” ratings was still zero.
Then Song Shan told Ye Feng what happened in Brother Yin’s live stream, and Ye Feng was dumbfounded.
When he logged into his account, sure enough, the download count had reached over 10,000, and there were already thousands of comments.
But in all those comments, they were all uniformly 【Very Easy!】
Damn it!
Didn’t I make you guys break down?
I don’t believe it!
He was happily waiting to collect a wave of “super difficult” ratings before starting to make more interesting games.
Who knew they would all rate it very easy?
He clicked on Brother Yin’s video replay. This guy was clearly driven to madness.
Yet he still firmly gave it a “very easy” tag!
Now, not only were the players’ mindsets broken, even Ye Feng’s was about to snap.
“Wasn’t it hard enough??” Ye Feng closed his phone. He never expected that he couldn’t even get the first round of basic rewards from the system!
“You dare say my game is very easy!?” Ye Feng exhaled heavily. Looks like Getting Over It was too low-level after all.
Time to unleash the big guns!
An idea for a new game, “Dead Cells”, popped into Ye Feng’s mind!
A game that’s great in all aspects, except it’s hard on the player, hard on keyboards.
With extremely smooth controls and satisfying combat—
There’s endless death, endless SL, and endless—pain.
This time—
Let’s see who can still say, very easy!
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(End of Chapter)