"What is your zodiac sign?"
"I'm a dog."
"No, you belong to me."
"But you aren't a dog, are you?"
Zhao Lufeng's face turned sour. Could this cheesy pick-up line be countered like that?
Feeling indignant, Zhao Lufeng continued his attempts:
"Xinran, I've confirmed through your eyes that you are the one I love!"
Li Xinran replied, "I've confirmed through your eyes that I'm someone you can't win over~"
Ouch, that hurt.
But he had to keep going.
Zhao Lufeng: "The rivers and mountains are always beautiful, could you love me a little more?"
Li Xinran: "Time is precious as gold, you better give up this hope~"
Zhao Lufeng thought to himself: Damn it... I want to hit you...!!
He was furious.
He glared at Ye Xiu.
In his heart, he roared: Good job, kid, you've got some skills!!! (╬￣皿￣)
Zhao Lufeng: "Xinran, you're a bit strange today, strangely cute."
Li Xinran: "You're a bit strange today too, you ugly monster (starts singing)~~~"
Zhao Lufeng: ...
Zhao Lufeng: "I've got a cut on my hand, why don't you cut yourself too, then we'd be a couple."
Li Xinran stifled her laughter: "Get lost, I'm afraid our blood would mix, and we'd find out I'm your mother~~~"
Zhao Lufeng (`皿´): "Xinran, can I take you somewhere?"
Li Xinran: "Where?"
Zhao Lufeng: "To my household registration book."
Li Xinran stifled her laughter: "Sorry, I don't accept sons..."
Zhao Lufeng (#｀皿´): "Xinran, do you like drinking water?"
Li Xinran: "Yes."
Zhao Lufeng: "Then you already like seventy percent of me."
Li Xinran, hearing Ye Xiu's response, continued to stifle her laughter: "Didn't you include the part of your brain in that seventy percent..."
Zhao Lufeng: ...
Enraged, he glared furiously at Ye Xiu.
Damn it, today I've met my match!
It seems I need to bring out my full strength!
Zhao Lufeng snorted coldly: "That was just a warm-up, now the real challenge begins! Bring it on!"
Ye Xiu: "Come at me."
Zhao Lufeng stood tall and sincere, looking at Li Xinran: "All beings suffer, but you are the only sweetness!"
Li Xinran stifled her laughter: "Tasting all beings, you represent the scumbags~"
Zhao Lufeng: ...
Zhao Lufeng: "Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng?"
Li Xinran: "What's the difference?"
Zhao Lufeng: "He seeks scriptures, I seek you."
Li Xinran: "Do you know the difference between you and Pigsy?"
Zhao Lufeng: "What's the difference?"
Li Xinran stifled her laughter: "No difference."
Zhao Lufeng: ...
For the next five minutes of the challenge, Zhao Lufeng was brutally defeated~
He spoke until his mouth was dry and his rage was uncontrollable, yet he was still completely beaten by Ye Xiu, left in a state of utter disarray~
It was a complete massacre!
Li Xinran wanted to laugh but didn't want to mock Zhao Lufeng, since they were old classmates.
But her cheeks were sore from holding back!
In her heart, she was already laughing: Hahahahahaha...
Many passersby had stopped, listening to Ye Xiu's responses, each one silently exclaiming in amazement.
So cheesy pick-up lines could be countered like this?
Impressive!!
666666!
Zhao Lufeng was breathing heavily in anger, glaring at Ye Xiu's calm expression, cursing inwardly.
This was the first time he'd heard cheesy pick-up lines countered like this!
And so smoothly!
It was outrageous!
And these lines coming from Li Xinran made it even more painful!!
The more excited he had been, the more it stung now~~
He couldn't help but want to sing: Ah, such a painful realization~~~
Damn it!
Ye Xiu smiled: "Do you give up?"
"No way! Having Li Xinran relay your words isn't fair; it affected my performance!" Zhao Lufeng yelled, making excuses.
Ye Xiu: "So what do you want to do?"
"Wait, I'm calling for backup!" Zhao Lufeng immediately took out his phone to make a call.
Ye Xiu: Oh, there's a teammate? Might be a double kill?
Fine, I'm waiting~~
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